When I lived on the East Coast, I didn’t really need to think about the time outside my zone.  I wasn’t a high-powered global investor.  Most of my friends and family were nearby.  I changed my watch to spring forward and fall back, and moved through time like a fish that doesn’t know it’s wet.

But now I live in Central Time, while my son and my parents and many friends and loved ones remain in Eastern Standard.  Now I find that my time is no longer The Time.  I calculate before I call, “If it’s ten o’clock here, it’s eleven o’clock there. Is that too late?”  And when it came time to ring in the New Year, at my house we did it twice:  once as the New Year hit New York, and then again when it rolled into Texas.  We couldn’t find a station broadcasting Time Square at 11 p.m. CST, so we tuned to Univision and counted down in Spanish.  Even in another language it seemed right, and somehow more real, to celebrate when the New Year came to America and to our kin, and not just to our town.

If our only communications were letters or emails, things might be different.   Then I could ignore our temporal differences and think only of miles–our degree of separation only one, not two—only miles and not so many miles as to become Time.  But as it is, though the time differences are ever-present in my mind, I go through my day surrounded by a cloud of loved ones pulled together by text messages and phone calls.  You are there but you are here.  The miles are undeniable. Our hours go by different names. And yet we move together through time—forward, fluidly, back and forth across the Zones.

I find it interesting that the two major outlets for guitars in my town are “Lone Star Music and Archery” and “Praco Gun and Pawn.”  (The latter is the place where we purchased a cool guitar case for my son with an image on it from Dante’s Inferno.)  There used to be a plain old music store with band instruments and lessons and such, but it recently closed, and there’s not a Guitar Center or a Music and Arts store anywhere to be seen.  Maybe something will open up.  Maybe there’s a wonderful shop that I haven’t found yet.  But I’m guessing that a music store just can’t survive in this town without weaponry.

I love a good metaphor.  I won’t go so far as to say I never metaphor I didn’t like (apologies to buy cheap isotretinoin uk), but I truly believe that seeing one thing in terms of another is the way we learn and buy isotretinoin pills.

So with everything that’s been going on in the world of complicated financial transactions and market chicanery, I needed some good metaphors to help me understand why we’re in this mess, and what sort of mess is it anyway?  Enter Marketplace Senior Editor, Paddy Hirsch. With whiteboard and marker, Mr. Hirsch has explained, to my great delight, a number of arcane practices.  My favorite is collateralized debt obligations as the isotretinoin without prescription glasses at a wedding reception.  There’s just not enough bubbly to go around anymore.

Whether or not you’re of a mind to dig into the financial crisis, I think these Whiteboard Talks are great.  Besides, if you want to find the amazing thing that you didn’t know you were interested in, there’s nothing quite like a good teacher with whiteboard, and a marker, and a metaphor in hand.

Sometimes you just have to wonder, “What were they thinking?”

Playskool’s Helmet Heroes is a new version of an old toy:  a costume and vehicle set with a sound chip embedded in it.  You push the button, you hear the sound, you run around, you make believe.  Like a cowboy hat and a stick horse.  Pretty simple.  Hours of fun.

It’s the commercial that puzzles me.

Puzzle number one:  The opening line is “Can you imagine getting arrested in your own home?” while you watch from the point of view of a child pretending to be a cop.  So you metaphorically watch yourself being arrested by yourself.  That’s a bit strange.  Puzzle number two:  The entire commercial is clearly addressed to dads, and by extension to all toy-purchasing adults.  Why would the image of being arrested in my own home make me want to buy a toy?  In what way does that appeal?  Playing together is fun.  Imagination is great.  Couldn’t someone have thought of a better way to say it?

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The terrain in the part of Texas where I live is mostly flat.  Not beach-flat, but flat enough that the hills would only really be noticed if you were on a bicycle, instead of inside one of the very large trucks or SUVs that most people seem to drive.  The expanse of the land makes the sky seem huge—the horizon seems so far away.  Maybe that’s why folks drive such big vehicles:  you need a little altitude to see what’s out there.

This need for altitude, coupled with what was surely lax or non-existent billboard regulation in the past, has lead to a great cacophany of signage along the highways.  You have tilt your head to see above the billboards in some places.  And there are lots of billboards that advertise only themselves–which is to say they advertise isotretinoin no scriptwho will gladly put Your Message Here.

But most interesting of all is the way the land and the lack of applicable laws have brought out a curious creativity in the Texas Businessperson.  All along the roads, people are putting things up on poles.  Lots of things.  Things you might not have expected.  I have seen plaster horses and gigantic crowns, trucks, trailers, porta-potties (complete with mannequin inside doing his business), boats, and storage sheds.  I can only imagine the wealth of buy isotretinoin v-drugstore that I have yet to find.

As Lamar says, out-of-home advertising “is the only medium capable of catching your consumers on their way to the buy.”  And with so many glitzy signs competing for customers’ attention, it’s a smart advertiser who knows when a simple thing, like an eighteen-wheeler sixty feet in the air, is all you really need.

I can’t believe the Barbie Doll I found in Wal-Mart this morning—a Black Label Alfred Hitchcock ‘The Birds’ Barbie.   The truly amazing part is the way the plastic birds are attached to her.  THERE’S NO ESCAPE!!!

What’s next?  Dirty Harry Ken?

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I drive an old car–a 1995 Honda Odyssey van with over 200,000 miles on it (it turned over on the drive to Texas).  A few days ago the panic alarm–which had not been on for at least 7 years–started going off and locking the ignition when I unlocked the car.  It didn’t do it every time, just often enough to keep me completely on edge about driving.  (A honking, flashing car is a real problem for an introvert who’s just moved to a new town.)  What if I couldn’t get it started again?  I didn’t even know where the remote control was anymore!  Why was this happening?!  It didn’t make any sense.

I called the Honda dealer.  He gave me some tips: “Look for a fuse you can disconnect. Trial and error. Or a toggle switch you can throw under the dash.”  I looked.  No luck.  I read the owner’s manual.  No luck.  I searched the internet.  No luck.  I changed my search terms; I searched again.  Still no luck.  My dad called his dealer.  No luck.  Finally, I remembered the Automotive Repair Reference Center on the library website.  I dug out my library card, I logged on, and there, in a service bulletin from January 26, 1998 was mention of a Security System Control Unit fastened to the underside of the driver’s seat.  I found the box.  I threw the switch.  I solved my problem.

I love libraries.

This morning I was passing through my local Wal-Mart Supercenter when I spotted something amazing; something cool; something to make a small child’s eyes grow wide with wonder.  I saw PlaySkool’s wholesale isotretinoin.  I’m guessing somebody in R & D finally said, “Enough with the ponies—I want to ride a dinosaur!”  And they were not alone.

I’ve always loved buy roche isotretinoin online uk and the quarter-driven kiddie rides outside of grocery and department stores (buy isotretinoin usa, buy isotretinoin europe, and order isotretinoin online australia—straight from the Double R Bar Ranch).  They were all the prompt my imagination needed back when I was watching Roy Rogers, Zorro, the Lone Ranger and the Cisco Kid.

But what kid is watching Westerns today?  Now the horses are more often where to buy isotretinoin in hong kong—with pink and glitter and real hair manes that you can comb.    Okay, sometimes they’re more like the buy isotretinoin online europe but those aren’t for riding.  A kid needs adventure.

Enter Kota the Triceratops who reacts to touch and sound, and comes with leafy greens that he will munch when you feed him.  Take a look at the buy roisotretinoin isotretinoin.   You can ride him (safely, thanks to the handle discretely placed behind his frill).  You can roar at him.  You can tickle his belly.  He even plays “dinosaur adventure songs.”  All this for only $300 and 6 D cells.

Riding toys are some of the best toys ever.  Think where can i buy generic isotretinoin, isotretinoin cheap on online, buy isotretinoin 20 mg, and one of my favorites, the buy isotretinoin online australia.  Lots of toys involve your hands and your brain, but riding toys are full-body toys.  Which leads to their one big problem: riding toys are BIG and when I was a kid, no matter how much you begged (especially if you already had a tricycle) your parents were bound to say, “There is no way we’ve got room for that!”

So I learned to be grateful for the church nursery and the shopping center and the friends with garages.  But now I’ve got my own house.  And Kota’s only 40 inches long.  Maybe if we get rid of the refrigerator….

We’re getting down to the wire here. Packers and a moving van are scheduled. The fridge is getting empty. Boxes fill my house and my storage unit. I’m saying, “See you later,” to all my friends. But the thing that told me this move was really going to happen was turning in my library books.

Library books represent possibility—all the interesting things you’d like to explore when you get the time: beautiful pictures, intriguing ideas, the promise of a better you. Maybe you checked one of them out on a whim months ago. Then the book you thought you’d get to soon became an unfinished task that sat on your nightstand beckoning.

When you start taking your library books back, you’re admitting it’s over. There’s no more time. Maybe another day, from another library, but for now, these books will not be read. And so this week I’m letting go of possibilities—forced into honesty—and setting off to a new place with only what I own.